And
you too, Houghton, Robinson, Gribbin, Scolari, Fisher et
al...
Running
Scared!? Receiving Threats!? Your New Rules Make It Clear
That You Are! Stepped Across the Line with Someone...
...Haven't
You!?
Multiple
Threats Out There?
Be
Scared...Be Very Scared!
Your
New Rules Indicate a New Threat of Violence Against You
and Yours...Deservedly So!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Silver
State News Editor Mark S. "Bear" Daniels takes
a look at the new RARA (Rhymes With HA! HA!) Security
Rules for 2006:
Get
a Load of What These RARA Morons are Pulling Now, and you
can read between the lines as to why they're Running
Scared! But never TOO Scared to be hindered or
"handcuffed" in the Greed Department!
National
Championship Air Races
security information
The National Championship Air Races and Air Show attracts
crowds exceeding two hundred thousand persons each year,
and the Reno Air Racing Association is committed to
providing a safe environment in which to enjoy all
aspects of the event.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two Hundred Thousand People!!??
Horse Puckey! The crowds are down, the races are dying,
Houghton has sold everyone out and is shutting down the
races for a buck, and they're lucky to get that many
visitors if they count repeat visitors over a twenty-day
period (10,000 people a day), including, but not limited
to, hangar rabbits, coyotes, skunks, Quail, Doves,
Pigeons, Wild Dogs, Domesticated Dogs, Professional
Airport Bums, Larry Spitale and Honey the Air Race
Mascot, and the entire contents of Section 3 multiplied
by powers of ten via Tom Gribbin's RARF (Rhymes with
BARF!) Home Study Course, "Elemental Lessons in
Creative Mathematics, or how 2 + 2 = 200,000."
Also, if RARA wanted to commit itself to "providing
a safe environment in which to enjoy all aspects of the
event, Houghton, Robinson, Gribbin and the remainder of
the Board of Directors, would immediately resign and take
their thugs and Air Race Nazis with them.
Or someone would kick their asses out!!!
As it is, Mike Houghton has the worst Safety Record in
the 97 year history of the World's Fastest Motorsport!
Add to that, the year that RARA and its weasels refused
to listen to the Tenants and blew two hangar doors off
with their Wall of Fire display during an event.
At least four fatalities during Houghton's tenure and
he's bitching at Ray Sherwood for one fatality that
occurred when Houghton's friend Birch Entriken didn't
follow the rules and a crewmember was killed when
non-rescue personnel attempted to respond to an Emergency
at an Oklahoma Air Race in Entriken's truck. Houghton
then sees to it that Entriken replaces Sherwood as IF1
President because Houghton can't work with Sherwood
<nudge nudge, wink wink> and Sherwood was trying to
do something about safety, while Entriken and his
co-horts were doing everything possible to undermine it.
That should tell you volumes about Houghton, RARA and
their bulls~t concept of Safety.
Yes ~ five men dead between Houghton and Entriken and
they're both pointing the finger at Sherwood, though the
safety rules of Air Racing in regards to Emergency
responses are well known and Sherwood is a stickler in
regards to following them.
Oh, and Wayne Sagar at Aafhole.Crap supporting both
Houghton and Entriken with his lies and libel. All trying
to pin the blame on Sherwood for the death of a good man
that Sherwood morally, ethically, truthfully and legally
wasn't responsible for!
So, truth be told, five men dead between the three of
them because none of them can tell the Truth or owe up to
their mistakes, nor stand up as men against corruption,
but rather, would sell their souls to the Devil in a
heartbeat if it means "profit" for them and
theirs. And they're all three still in tenure at their
respective organizations, pulling the wool over
everyone's eyes, so the question is:
Who's next!? Who will die next?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Air
Racing provides a unique opportunity for attendees to get
close to airplanes, pilots, crews and performers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sure it does...so why do you need Security!?
One word for ya buddy! "DEADLINE!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
However,
it presents many challenges to minimize risks to our fans
and participants.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While providing for excessive (windfall) profits under
the facade of Safety!
Hee, yeah, right. Put the grandstands, the fuel truck and
the Pits, right in the path of racing planes careening
around Outer Pylon Eight with Centrifugal Force, Gravity,
Power, Momentum, Physics and the Guiness Book of World
Records for Famous Last Words ("Whoops,"
"Aw S~t!" and "Hey! What's this button
for!?") driving pilots and racing-fueled, exotic
aircraft at incredible speeds entirely in the direction
of a disaster greater than the Frecce Tricolor at
Ramstein AFB, in Germany.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In
the interest of the safety, the Reno Air Racing
Association has established the following gate security
policies and we ask for your cooperation in abiding by
these rules.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
F~k You!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
gate
check
No person without a valid ticket or proper credentials
shall be permitted to enter Reno Stead Field during the
National Championship Air Races and Air Show.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, according you your boy BJ Scolari, even if you have
a valid ticket it can be taken away from you. You f~king,
lying morons suck! You f~king c~ksuckers shouldn't be
allowed near an airport yourselves, let alone, on one!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All
persons desiring to enter Reno Stead Field as permitted
attendees at the National Championship Air Races and Air
Show shall be subject to a credential and security
inspection, including possible inspection of their
persons, their clothing, and all items in their
possession.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh great! Mike and Joey Butabi found a new excuse to look
up women's dresses!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
prohibited
items
Persons in possession of any of the following prohibited
items are not permitted on the event site, whether or not
they have proper credentials or tickets for admission,
unless specifically authorized by the Reno Air Racing
Association, the Airport Authority of Washoe County, or a
State/Local/Federal law enforcement or emergency services
agency:
Explosives, fireworks, incendiary devices, firearms, or
other weapons or dangerous items.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I got no problem with this. I can take out the eye of a
maggot eating Mike Houghton's brains using an old M-16A1
and a Starlight scope in the dead of moonless night at
1,750 meters in a 30 knot crosswind. Which means I don't
have to be on Stead proper to put a starving maggot on
Stead proper out of his misery.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unless
you are a law enforcement officer, your CCW or Concealed
Firearm Permit does not grant you the right to carry a
firearm at the Reno National Championship Air Races.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, you tell that to the Nevada Army National Guard,
the Air Race Nazis that are running around carrying them,
and make sure to tell me that to my face the next time
you pricks see me on Reno Stead Airport with a gun...or
two.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Any
flammable or volatile substances.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like
JP 4, VP Racing Fuels or that 100 Octane that the Air
Racers like so much!?
You know, the boys and girls on the Rare Bear Team are
going to be very disappointed, just like everyone else
that's not going to be able to carry fuel to their
planes, or wash down parts in the pits during a thrash!
How stupid can you motherf~kas get!?
Oh! I forgot. In the words of the late, great Gilda
Radner: "Never Mind!" You are, to date, the
STUPIDEST motherf~kas on the planet, in the Galaxy, and
in the Universe. In fact, the only joy you have in life
is that your stupidity is so grandiose in conduct, that
unlike the Planet Pluto, you'll never have to fear being
"downsized!"
F~k you! I'm bringing my guns anyhow!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Glass
or metal containers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just
when they thought it was safe to bring out the jungle
juice, those poor folks on the Warlock Team Party Team
are screwed once again!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tools
or implements of any kind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So,
all you Air Race mechanics out there, you're going to
have to find another way to thrash! Make sure you use
Mike Houghton's pecker to protect your hands before
handling those hot exhaust pipes and engine
surfaces...WITH NO TOOLS!
By the way, are "Implements of Destruction"
allowed? Shall we expect those U.S. Military static
displays to be outlawed? Did you assclowns forget to hire
someone to write "fine print" to these STUPID
motherf~king rules!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Food
or beverages, including water, shall not be brought into
the event, with the exception of baby formula or
medications prescribed by a physician [which shall be
subject to inspection].
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Including
water?
Hope you're insured for heat injuries including heat
stroke, for denying low and middle class income people
access to the very sustenance of their lives, seeing as
how their bodies are 98% water and heat on the concrete
and asphalt at Stead is stifling at times!
Let me guess ~ you're trying to ruin the Air Races to
drive people away! Damned fools! YOU CAN STOP NOW! You
already did that when you hired Houghton and started
taking $50,000 bonuses under the table!
So there will be no food or water served by the vendors,
since none of this is allowed now?
Let's see now...baby formula allowed...does this exclude
those big breasted girls from Hooters, since most men
will now no longer be allowed to swill beer and will have
to depend on baby formula? Breast milk, for example? You
didn't mention breast milk?
Methinks Mike and Joey Butabi found a new excuse for
breast inspections at the gates of the Reno Air Races!
Lord knows that they're going to get their fill of drink
and merryment!
If those of you who love water are bummed out by this
decision, fear not! They did not outlaw liquid explosives
and as I, an expert in the processing of explosives can
tell you, I recommend you drink liquid explosives instead
of water, soda or beer, any day.
Liquid explosives taste great and are less filling. Just
don't fart or burp after drinking some and everything
will be fine. You'll stay hydrated...if you stay intact.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wheeled
vehicles, whether motorized or un-motorized, with the
exception of wheelchairs or scooters for disabled
persons.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wouldn't
it be cool if everyone showed up in scooters and
wheelchairs. By Federal Law, no one has the Right to ask
you if you are disabled, and by Federal Law, if they do,
you are not required to answer.
For example, how do they know whether or not a person in
a wheelchair is really disabled?
They'll have Thug out there screaming at them to
"WALK!!!"
Those that do so, out of fear, whether their actions are
the result of fraud or a God Given Miracle with an assist
by Thug, are promptly thrown out!
Also, when shall we expect appointment of disabled people
in wheelchairs and scooters to the Board of Directors at
RARA, and further, when shall RARA install an elevator in
the RARA hangar to accomodate, per Federal Law, people in
wheelchairs and scooters wishing to visit the RARA
Offices to view the Public Record for RARA's history of
appointed Disabled people to their Boards and Volunteers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Usage
of wheelchairs and scooters brought onto Reno Stead Field
shall be restricted to the disabled person bringing them
into the site.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Considering
how far out they have to park, there may not be enough
battery power for them to wheel themselves into the Air
Races while buses and trams pass them by, unequipped with
lift devices...you MORONS!
Beyond that, it's discrimination. They can't prohibit a
disabled person from using the wheelchair or scooter of
another disabled person, when the latter has given
permission to the former to use. The scooters and
wheelchairs are not RARA property and the RARA cannot
limit the travel of any disabled person...since it
results in the violation of a Constitutional Right
against restrictions on Freedom of Travel and may result
in the crime of False Imprisonment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bicycles,
roller skates, roller blades or skateboards are not
permitted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Even
the ones with handicapped placards!? Why do you think
there's so many disabled people in the World!? You're
making it a crime to injure yourself and become disabled,
and as everyone knows, that discrimination! So bite me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Noise-making
devices such as bullhorns, voice amplifiers, or public
address systems.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh,
Good! We don't have to listen to no more tripe from those
RARA Announcers! They've been drowning out the sounds of
racing motors for too long!!! Actually, this is another
violation of the First Amendment as well.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Luggage
or bags larger than an airline carry-on bag.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Houghton
~ the airlines are not allowing even carry on bags
anymore. What's your point!? How incredibly STUPID you
are!?
These people aren't coming to the airport to board a
f~king plane! They're coming to the Air Races to watch
them fly!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Items
of commerce, samples, items for sale or trade.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goodbye,
Champion Spark Plug guy!
What people do in their private hangars is their own God
Damned business!!!
Wait til my Company Store is online! I have a line of
anti-RARA, anti-Houghton, anti-AAWC clothing that's going
to be all the rage at RARA 2007, except that, you're
shutting down the Air Races to build Industrial
Warehousing and Manufacturing facilities and by God, you
ain't going to be there in 2007! You and that stupid Air
Race Nazi Beer Swilling Party, Dog and Pony, Goat F~k
show you call an "Invitational Air Race," which
licks the sweat off my scrotum!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Other
rules:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
F~k
you! There's more!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Folding
chairs are permitted only in the marked zone directly in
front of the general-admission grandstands.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OH
MY GOD! YOU'VE FINALLY DONE IT!!! YOU'VE APPOINTED JERRY
SPRINGER AS THE AIR RACE QUEEN!!!
Okay, well, good choice...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Folding
chairs or other personal support devices are not
permitted elsewhere, including the pits.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh,
great! Mike and Joey Butabi have oulawed bras and
jockstraps from the National Championship Invitational
Air Races!
Well, maybe they are putting more fun into the faux Air
Races! Nothing else better to see in Reno during
September these days!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Umbrellas
may not be used in the grandstands, in front of the
grandstands, or in the pits except during actual
precipitation.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh
lovely! Mike and Joey Butabi want to look down women's
dresses and won't allow them to cover themselves until
those two fools start drooling over them!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cameras
and lenses are permitted;
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
However,
unless you know how to place your lips just right,
cameramen and real journalists have to stay the hell out!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...however
(told
you so),
photographic or video equipment may not be carried in
bags that exceed the size of an airline carry-on.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So,
no motorized vehicles, like the ones used by CBS, ABC,
NBC et al, and considering the size of the equipment
carried by news crews, all news crews are outed except
those carrying disposable cameras, including the
watertight variety that are safe from drool.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tripods
or monopods may be used only where they do not impede the
flow of foot or vehicular traffic, or the view of others.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Note:
Get your reservations made for Peavine Mountain...tripod
and monopod space is quickly running out!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Photographs
or video recordings may not be used for any commercial
purpose without the express written consent of the Reno
Air Racing Association.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Go
back and read the First Amendment you pricks! If the
commercial sales of a Press Photographer fund his First
Amendment protected Press work, he can do whatever he
damn well pleases in Commercial sales and you greedy
pricks ain't getting a cent, except from that worthless
faux journalist brown nosing Aafhole, Blayne Slagar, of
Flim Flam Fence Productions!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unusually
large headgear, signs, clothing or other items that block
the view of others may not be used in the grandstands or
anywhere along the flight line.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HA
HA! Houghton has to get rid of his headset, conical bra
and codpiece! No more Madonna act for you! Poor Thug will
be so bummed!
Now, if they'd just do something about Houghton's big
head! You know, the one you don't have to look for with a
microscope. Fits between his ears...340 p.s.i. on the air
pressure.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Smoking
is not permitted in the pits.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unless
Air Race ATC f~ks up again...like they nearly did with
Leeward and Eberhardt ~ then you can smoke, burn, watch
Fourth of July style explosions conducted at ground
level, watch a repeat of the Frecce Tricolor at Ramstein,
run screaming through the crowds wearing a gasoline suit
with a napalm lining also known as "your skin!"
You know, your general RARA "Introduction to Air
Racing" for children in grades K though 12.
No more smoking in the pits! Sure is going to ruin the
afterglow after having sex in the Risky Business/Bad
Attitude pit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Smoking
is only permitted in designated areas in the Chairman's
Club, VIP tent, Checkered Flag Club, and other designated
smoking areas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You
know, right next to the fueled static displays of Cessna
and a host of others...you dipsticks! Didn't you stop to
measure the distance from some of these clubs to fueled
aircraft, before you made these STUPID rules!!!???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The
distribution of flyers, posters, announcements, or other
printed materials, merchandise, novelties, or other items
without prior written permission from the Reno Air Racing
Association is prohibited.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A
violation of your First Amendment Right to Freedom of
Speech, Freedom of Press, Freedom of Religion. Also a
violation of the National Labor Relations Act (NLRA) if
you're attempting to unionize. RARA has no right to
impose or enumerate rights of their own if said rights
infringe on the rights of others. A Court of Law just
ruled this past week on this very issue, in favor of a
student making a political statement against the
President of the United States. A school tried to impose
a "Dress Code" on the young man and lost!
Oh,
and it sure didn't stop Houghton and RARA's Foghorn
Leghorn Gang from showing up in Las Vegas and handing out
similar materials to people there advertising Reno
without Bob Avery and WoW's permission! Hypocritical
bastards!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Security/gate
personnel may refuse admittance to anyone who appears
intoxicated or who exhibits belligerent or aggressive
behavior that may be construed to present a danger to the
safety of persons or property.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If
they are wrong, RARA will be faced with many, Civil and
potentially criminal lawsuits in that, RARA lies about
the beliggerence and aggressive behavior of others, to
include in Court (Perjury), while saying nothing about
the threats and thugs they use to accomplish deeds that
include, but are not limited to, libel, slander,
racketeering, intimidation, coercion, harassment,
stalking, fraud, shakedowns, bribery, civil rights
violations and other criminal acts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Individuals
who fail to comply with the above rules or with the
directions of Air Race Staff may be denied admittance or
removed from the Air Race event area.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sure,
when you pry my weapons from my cold, dead hands!
How's that for belligerence, you cowardly, lying, f~king
pricks!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Denial,
delay, or revocation of admittance, attendance, or
participation does not qualify any person for any
compensation whatsoever, including refund, reimbursement,
or exchange of tickets or credentials.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This
is a bald-faced lie in that, anyone can sue, demand
damages, punitive damages, recompense for expense,
Attorneys fees, fines, and in general, make RARA and
their "losership" (once was leadership) pay
through the ass, including lawsuits filed against not
only the organization, but the individuals involved
citing them both as members of the organization, and as
private individuals, meaning twice the punishment
delivered upon their heads. Certain laws provide for
double and treble damages. If you're Civil Rights are
violated, more damages, fines, et al, and even better,
you can report these bastards to the NRA for not allowing
you to carry weapons or concealed weapons on the field!
Saying you will not receive compensation for damages done
you when you are not in the wrong, is what their
Attorneys at Jones Vargas would tell you, but not what
your own Attorney might tell you. Consult with your
Attorney before believing any of this dribble from these
low-life, c~ksucking weasels!
I'm
not only bringing my weapons, I'm bringing my Live Better
~ Work Union stickers, flyers for a new Law Firm I want
to hand out, and flyers regarding the upcoming Class
Action Lawsuit against the RARA, RARF, AAWC and FAA!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This
ends Silver State News Editor's Mark S. "Bear"
Daniels' Editorial view of the new Reno Air Race Security
Rules for 2006. Sorry I don't have Dr. Phil's bedside
manner.
Just the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the
Truth! So help me God!
Death to the Reno Air Races! Any event that does not
respect the Civil and Human Rights of others has no right
to exist or profit in a Free Country, expecially off
Civil Rights violations and its other assorted crimes
against the average person and the collective known as
The People!
So, Houghton...going to see you and Joey down at the
Pylon Bar again this year? I'll bring my camera! And my
famous "Twelve Guage Lens!" Let me know!
Mark S. "Bear" Daniels
Publisher
ILIPS Group
www.ilips.net
Silver
State News Service
www.silverstatenews.com
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