Blayne Screws The Pooch Again!

"Did I do THAT!?"

~ Blayne Slagar
The Steve Irkel of Air Racing

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We at SSNS and The Extremist Thank Blayne Slagar For His Contributions To This Breaking News ZZZZZZZZZZtory...

Thanks, Bro! Finally, Freedom of Press, eh? Isn't it Exciting!?

Blayne Slagar

Mr. Confidentiality

"Your secret is safe with me!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sorry! Couldn't say THAT with a straight face!

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"BFD, who gives a s~t anyway!!??"

~ Ed.

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Seems there's a new scandal involving the use of Air Race message boards apparently with some movie guy all upset because his plans for a film at Stead Airport, Nevada, have been announced prior to filming. Seems some fool from RARA (rhymes with HAHA) let the "Cat out of the Bag" and now everyone who is anyone knows that filming of an Air Race movie will be going on at Stead Airport, Nevada, shortly after PRS!

Dude...Mr. Movie Star Maker! Mr. Casting Couch! Or, Casting Ejection Seat as the case may be...get a life!

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